Time-Wasters

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• Fat people falling.

     http://www.fatkidsfalling.com/

• Every 7-year-old’s dream site.

     http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

• Order a monster — by mail.

     http://www.monsterbymail.com/

• See what your fat behind should look like.

     http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/bodies/heightweight.shtml

• Can you tell who the perp is?

     http://picktheperp.com/

• These are just some sexy people.

     http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/

• A Jedi drinking song.

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZReHi-7yRM

• We are all going to die!

     http://www.ecvv.com/product/1991688.html

• We are all going to die!.

     http://www.shubee.com/swine-flu-kit.html

• Some things you probably should not ask a cop.

     http://thingsnottoaskacop.tumblr.com/

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• A cartoon about our Uncle Grandpa.
     http://drawn.ca/2009/10/05/uncle-grandpa/

• How to tell when something went bad.

     http://www.stilltasty.com/

• Funny videos.
     http://acidpig.com/

• Umm, free games.
     http://freegames.org/

• Funny Bill Watterson comics. Yeah, that Bill Watterson.
     http://geekpadshow.com/2009/10/02/10-funniest-bill-watterson-comics/

• Stormtroopers talk about the day the Death Star blew up.
     http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1920944

• Cow Crisis? It’s a game.
     http://www.kontraband.com/games/18821/Cow-Crisis/

• Funny safety videos.
     http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/24558

• This math thing never works for me.
     http://www.regiftable.com/regiftingrobinpopup.html

• How much sugar is in the crap you eat and drink.
     http://www.sugarstacks.com/

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• The ducks in the bathroom is not mine.
     http://www.27bslash6.com/strata.html

• Darn hipsters.

     http://www.latfh.com/

• For those who love tennis.
     http://imgur.com/tzJWT.jpg

• Sometimes things become dongs.
     http://accidentaldong.blogspot.com/

• For some reason, God hates shrimp.
     http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

• Post your hate.
     http://www.hatepost.com/

• Whenever you need some Bueller.
     http://instantbueller.com/

• A little pick-me-up for your day.
     http://itmademyday.com/

• Ever wonder what the ‘Wizard of Oz’ would be like with you in it? Wonder no more.
     http://www.netflix.com/wizardofoz/ozyourself/

• No first date for you.
     http://nofirstdate.com/

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• Addicting games for addicts.
     http://www.thetruth.com/games/

• Tattoo fail.

     http://loltatz.com/

• This guy knows how to color.
     http://kingocrayons.blogspot.com/

• Super cool online comic.
     http://leasticoulddo.com/

• Kiddie fail.
     http://myfirstfail.com/

• Just spreading some love.
     http://www.heavenhelpuscbs.com/home.asp

• My parents were not this cool.
     http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/

• I have no idea.
     http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Strawberry+Pancakes/

• What you really need to know about the weather.
     http://gotsleeves.appspot.com/

• Re-purposed buildings.
     http://www.notfoolinganybody.com/

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• Online magazine for guys.
     http://coedmagazine.com/

• Bizarre Craigslist adverts.

     http://www.reason.com/blog/show/136157.html

• Old robots. How cool is that?
     http://www.theoldrobots.com/index.html

• Disneyland from long ago.
     http://www.yesterland.com/

• Some truly crazy conspiracy theories.
     http://vetocorleone.com/2009/09/17/conspiracy-theories/

• More male humor.
     http://www.uncoached.com/

• I’m not sure what this site is about, but I like the name.
     http://www.muppetism.com/

• High quality pictures of celebrities and models. Woo Hoo!
     http://usemycomputer.com/

• Basically this site, but updated regularly.
     http://thechive.com/

• A cool blog.
     http://www.lemondrop.com/

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• Beethoven’s 5th graphically.
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRgXUFnfKIY

• Japan’s take on Google’s Street View.

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQGrIsYUm4c

• This is safer than going to Iraq.
     http://www.virtualmuseumiraq.cnr.it/prehome.htm

• The greatest Star Wars collection evar.
     http://blog.naver.com/woong0731/60068323022

• Oh, yeah, that will buff out.
     http://thatwillbuffout.com/

• This is probably bad news.
     http://probablybadnews.com/

• When the product isn’t as described.
     http://itemnotasdescribed.com/

• When crazy people e-mail.
     http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/

• Poltical humor.
     http://punditkitchen.com/

• What happens when Twitter meets Wikipedia.
     http://140pedia.com/

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• Sick cartoon.
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1790/

 

• We miss Billy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4a4O7kXQo

• For all your Ron Allman needs.
http://www.ronallman.com/

• Don’t drink and text.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

• Star Wars soundboard.
http://starwars.com/games/playnow/soundboards/index.html

• Not the Food Network.
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/

• Crappy Taxidermy.
http://crappytaxidermy.com/

• Ackward family photos.
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

• Let’s go down to the Heart Attack Grill.
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

• We already knew everybody poops…
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1777588

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• Photos of trucks spills. Simple enough concept.
http://www.truckspills.com/

• One snazzy Web site, boys.
http://www.napdin.net/

• Web design gone bad.
http://www.themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com/

• I’m sure we’ve done this before, but it’s worth doing again.
http://www.4chan.org/

• Annoying little word game.
http://www.bartbonte.com/mustpopwords

• Click on the Pringles ad.
http://awardshome.com/cannes2009/pringles/can-hands.html

• Make stuff out of paper cubes.
http://www.cubeecraft.com/genre/pop-culture/

• All right, we have done this one before.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/

• What cartoon characters’ skeletons would look like.
http://thechive.com/2008/12/cartoon-skeletons-28-photos/

• Charlie is back — again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o&feature=dir

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